Just in case you thought that you were losing out on being part of the crazy world - that is SPQR.
Believe me you not
The guild is still full of Old Geysers enjoy the occasional word game - Such as scrabble.
Case in point.
Wed, 10/22/2014 -
19:24:28
Guild message from:
Mr.Diceman2U
Denastes1 can i ask if it means DEN ASSET 1
LMFAO. Considering the intellectual capacity of Diceman, that must have taken at least a year to conclude.
Wed, 10/22/2014 -
20:52:16
Guild message from:
Denastes1
Quit being paranoid you crotchety old man
When his dementia starts kickin he thinks everyone's a spy,
you gotta knock him back into reality
That's showing him Den Asset - sit the old fool back in his wheelchair.
Thu, 10/23/2014 -
16:59:33
Guild message from:
Mr.Diceman2U
Denastes1 = DEN ASSET 1 (1 = FIRST) i got to say best of
luck in game. i see too many things that are not adding up and few others have
same problem, with your name i am sure DEN has a opening. again good luck.
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 06:10:59 Guild message from: OOngats
need a 510K package please.
You don't only need a package; you need a set of balls too.
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 06:11:39 Guild message from: Broken_Dreams
coming right up
While Broken_Dreams still shakes from fear after being reprimanded by Oongrats previously - Does he - or Doesn't He - Make the Call.........
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 06:15:01 Guild message from: OOngats
10/05/2014 06:12:26 Defense Brasky (9) [THE_DEN]
Evka, your buddy Brasky didn't get lucky enough to win. He must boost before he hits me.
LOL - Yea right, everyone knows that you one of the weaker high levels around
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 06:22:24 Guild message from: Evka
Why do you name me?! I don’t talk to Brasky....
If you have a problem with Evka - I am sure that the Den will take her off your hands. Pity she is so loyal to so many of the guild mates that are currently in SPQR. I would love to see how many Gladiators walk if you were to kick her :).
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 07:00:36 Guild message from: OOngats
a close coincidence then ><
I always suspected that the OO in front of OOngrats' name is in fact a Double Zero. A true reflection of the Man/Boys IQ
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 07:31:07 Guild message from: Evka
Do you think i message people from the den when you are packing?! Are you F kidding me???
The problem with King Joffery, is that he doesn't think ... he just Acts like a F...ing Monkey most of the time.
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 12:09:56 Guild message from: FranzLiszt
He's suspicious of everyone! Don't worry it's not only you, hehe.
Well said ...BOY... you finally starting to grow a pair - don't let it curl up during the winter
When
Marshall Bruce Mathers III was asked" How did the name Slim Shady come up?
He said "I was takin' a shit. I swear to God. And the fuckin' name just
popped into my head."
I
am sure that many gladiators had similar experiences when dealing with the likes of Dr Chap. -------SAY CHEESE CHAPPIE------->
Dr
Shady has many disguises, most recently a spy he planted in WRT – Known as
Kitara
Looking at the picture, its understandable why he
finds it difficult to determine his own gender.
Guild
message from: Kitara
LOL!
thanks for blowing my cover here too .. these guys thought I some sweet
little whore they could condem to hell with them...
Guild
message from: Kitara
LOL! I
dont care who knows, and no it is not classified. I was wondering how long it
would take for it to get out though... LOL! so how did you know? I told
everyone in THRACE so Lav and Matt would have known... and My food was over
priced so I am sure everyone was talking about me...
It looks
as though there is no doubt that his intention is to set up shop in various
guilds to gather information and intelligence. Is this the sort of character you are looking to
house in your guild?
Does it
sound to you that he was looking to be caught?
He also
joined other guilds under the pretence of a visit, however in his haste made
more enemies that friends
There was
drama when Chap left? Must have missed that ......
For the
records, I believe that he was the only person that left the guild. His shady
ways have finally caught up with him as he joined SPQR on his own.
Once Dr
Chap joined the war against “The Den”, his frustration became clear - realising
that he was out of his depth.He updated his profile page to reflect the following:
LVL BASHERS
Showing thier true Colors and total lack of Honor.
Battle reports
Date Opponent
08/10/2014 22:00:28 Defense Akimyota [THE_DEN]
08/10/2014 20:56:08 Defense Sentinel [THE_DEN]
08/10/2014 19:49:31 Defense Kimbus [THE_DEN]
08/10/2014 17:10:05 Defense romankind6 [THE_DEN]
For the
records “Their” - I before E, except after C is a mnemonic rule of
thumb for English spelling and shouldn’t be used in all case Dr Shady.
Next
time, if you want to join a war – Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight or cry bashing
Shut your
mouth and get stuck in, or Go Home and leave our Rat infested SPQR.
Stay
seated Dr Shady – everyone else Class Dismissed
Dr Shady –
Please stay for extra lessons, Eric will be your English
professor.
According to Christianity Judas Iscariot betrayed Jesus with
a kiss for 30 silver coins, then after
realizing what he had done, he gave the
money back and hung himself. The name Judas is synonymous with that of betrayal
followed closely by the name Von_Kestleberg.
Alright, so I may be embellishing the comparative of the
two, however let me position myself.
Von_Kestleberg is one of the founders of Retribution and
StoneHarthLegion is also his guild. hughiejr
may be the master, but he isn’t the puppeteer as those strings are controlled
by Von.
During the merger, alliance were formed and sides were
chosen. It was obvious that Von was no longer the all powerful gladiator he professed
to be on his previous server and was becoming redundant.
The formation of Retribution soon followed, which sparked
the war with SPQR & WRT
SPQR – Based on the evidence at the time of the
declaration, they had several SPQR members.
WRT – War was avoided as Palerider retracted his gladiators
from Retribution and had the acumen to speak to Kimbus and provide a feasible and peaceful
solution.
StoneHarthLegion - was not declared on due to the close ties
and history that a number of their gladiators
had with Kimbus and the Den. This later resulted
in those particular members walking out of StoneHarthLegion in protest of the
action taken by Von.
My opinion, StoneHarthLegion should have counted themselves lucky,
as they did not get in the cross-fire of the initial war declaration.
So the war has been raging on between “The Den” and “SPQR”,
with more than half of SPQR are unable to hit any member of “The Den”
While this is all happening....:..
Oongrats - makes it known that he will never surrender, as
well as making it clear that he is a half wit.
Diceman – Still tries to figure out that “Hay is for horses”, where as “Hey" is used as a way of grabbing someone's
attention.
Eric – takes up a teaching role,
First Lesson: Sarcasm, without the use of Irony? WTF? – Maybe he should also
explain the Hay situation to Diceman [See Diceman's profile]
In my previous post, I mentioned
that Eric, Von and Mysterious were all given Admin posts, as SPQR were running
out of options and needed mercs to try and hit “The Den”. During that time, Von
asked “The Den” to stop the war and admitted to being the cause of the war.
Kimbus rightfully suggested that Von take it up with Oongrats, as he has the
ability to surrender the war. Von left SPQR and went back to StoneHarthLegion
– as he was once more regarded as redundant.
So the latest News is, Von would like to start up Retribution
and declare war on “The Den”, hence my suggestive association between Judas and
Von. The truth is, if Von declares war on “The Den”, there is only one outcome.
A war to end Legion – and not one war, a number of wars
without end, until they are as broken and in dire need of help – Much like SPQR?
Why does he want to Declare?
Is it because he no longer has loyalty to StoneHarthLegion?
Is it because he believes that by sacrificing the gladiators
of StoneHarthLegion, the Den will no longer be focused on SPQR?
Is Von giving up his seat at StoneHarthLegion to take up the
Admin post at SPQR afterwards?
Either way, it’s a betrayal and the outcome looks bleak for StoneHarthLegion.
It will be interesting to see if Von is prepared to play his
hand, with the knowledge that return fire is imminent.
