Sunday, 4 January 2015

It's a New Year, But same Old Oongrats



Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:21:47 Guild message from: OOngats
anybody online for a package?
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:23:11 Guild message from: Evka
how much?
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:25:00 Guild message from: OOngats
1,021,000 please
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:26:50 Guild message from: Evka
up
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:29:07 Guild message from: OOngats
back up.
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:30:59 Guild message from: Evka
Btw it´s polite to say thanks :P
** As clear frustration is shown towards the SPQR leadership team. Declaring wars when the majority of the Guild clearly realise that they are outmanned and outgunned by the superior Den. Then letting the likes of Von steer the ship after a failed declaration by Diceman, who clearly had trouble reading and understanding the simplest form of the English language**

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:38:48 Guild message from: OOngats
wow, really? 45 seconds and you need validation? You're not being polite, you're being a FUCKING NAG. I was reading emails, but since your self esteem needs immediate stroking to feel good: THANK YOU!
**I see King Joffrey peeking his head out again**
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:39:44 Guild message from: OOngats
Diceman, please remind me again why Evka is here, other than to nag the shit out of me?
**Yip, its Joffrey – He is asking him mommy for answers and guidance again **
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:41:35 Guild message from: Evka
Btw. 52 seconds ;)
**The stopwatch is out**
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:42:30 Guild message from: Evka
fucking nag? thank you i will take it like a compliment :D:D:D
**That’s it Evka, turn the other cheek – I mean, WTF..... I am sure we are going to be lining up in SPQR to get the next package for OO **
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:43:25 Guild message from: OOngats
You're a real peach to live with, must be fun to get pecked in the head all day.
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:45:43 Guild message from: Evka 
I think you can do better :D (you can’t offend me in this way :D)

Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:47:33 Guild message from: OOngats
Ok honey, I'm gonna go read some more emails and do some work now, if that's ok with you. So please don't feel neglected if I don't respond for a few minutes, It's not because I don't love you, it's because Daddy's busy doing some grown up work, but will be back really soon to praise and compliment you and lavish you with attention. :)
**Maybe just concentrate on your manners and respect towards others, rather than provide us with reasons why you can't spend time with your own kids**

[Edit] Here is how it should be done: Moments later in "The Den"



Sun, 01/04/2015 - 12:45:21           Guild message from: Sean773
Anyone have a free minute for a 1 mill pack ??
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 12:52:38           Guild message from: Sentinel
Up sean
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 12:56:28           Guild message from: Sean773
back up and thanks a bunch.
I better say thanks or I'll sound like an inconsiderate ass like OOgats, haha :)

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

SPQR Diaries - Christmas Edition



Wed, 12/10/2014 - 14:23:10 Guild message from: Mr.Diceman2U
i think we should clean warehouse out. clean your stuff out and cash in for training. ill turn ticket in and finish it and donate to guild. put a couple big recipes in to use after, don't want to give the gold away. rather see it spent the way assky spends his money on sucking dens balls, but us using a recipe instead. i know theirs good stuff their but its not moving

For those that don’t understand – Let me interpret
Lets clear our guild warehouse, because we getting our arse handed to us by the Den.
We have nowhere to run, so lets waste our gold on crappy recipes because we have been truly beaten and out thought by a better guild and master in The Den & Kimbus

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 14:50:53Guild message from: FranzLiszt
Good idea.

No doubt FranzLiszt agrees with Mr.Diceman2U, as he has been their lapdog since the very beginning.

Wed, 12/10/2014 - 14:54:13Guild message from: Mr.Diceman2U
it was OO idea but i thought i would take the credit.. don't tell anyone..lol

Well, its an idiotic idea .... Running from a fight, and announcing it to the Gladiatus US World...

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:23:48     Guild message from: AceticAcid
speaking of running ppl out of their gold.. when did DUNG update to level 21 forum?... talk about an idiotic waste of gold.... my guess would be nearly a billion in gold for that updrage... so evenly split that is about 16 million each.... no wonder all their stats are so poor! and what do they have to show for it?

For those that don’t know who this low level runt is .... Don’t be alarmed, you‘re not the only one. He is part of the SPQR leadership team. Do you NOW understand why they are so ineffective in there strategy? Simple, they now control the Server, can drop to any level SPQR reduce to... There is no where to hide...Nowhere to Run ..... You can no longer use your bank for anything other than a piggy bank for „The Den to raid whenever they feel like it ...
I think I am going to sneak out and let some old Friends know what a chicken sh!t you guys are...... Here comes the BOOM?! Ready or Not

Winner: THE_LIONS_DEN
79         THE_LIONS_DEN vs 38 PRAETORIANI
The guild THE_LIONS_DEN has won and has robbed 308.755  Gold

So SPQR need gladiators – High level and a sh!t load of them
What to Do..................What to Do

Mon, 12/15/2014 - 22:23:15   Guild message from: FranzLiszt
this is good. Pascald is 13 lvls above me and gets no gold/exp so not sure what it's about.
Battle Report 12/15/2014 22:18:02
Name Guild Hitpoints Hit Points
Pascald NordicNomads 1891 19875
FranzLiszt PRAETORIANI 1636 9504
Winner: Pascald
poor guy can barely beat me and he's got his charisma pact. Nice ego boost hehe.

Well that certainly isn’t a way to make friends – Talking trash about one of the top 10 Gladiators on the Server. BTW FranzLiszt – A Loss is a Loss

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:19:45      Guild message from: AceticAcid
definately out of hand... I will be outbidding but I will wait till VS! I am not going to be a dumb ass and leave plenty of time for a bidding war on junk banking items.

You Dumb Sh!t we got you....... From now on.... if anyone is outbid within this low level glads range, Hit this SOB, as I am sure he will be caring huge amounts of gold... even better .. stay behind him in the arena/circus and exact your revenge on this pussy.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:30:10      Guild message from: FranzLiszt
Yup been saying that all along. Congrats on a huge forum, now go recruit more players to donate their gold to fund their next forum repeat x10 and neat-o, biggest forum ever but players with the stats of those in other guilds 20 levels lower.

That statement alone shows the clear difference between team players and individual players.
Kimbus, do you have any final thoughts on the above matter?

Kimbus - SPQR knows they're screwed. They're throwing their gold away so we can't steal it. Checkmate.

 

Merry Christmas to Everyone

Saturday, 13 December 2014

Brain Fart Alert



We would normally call it a brain fart. However it has happened so often to Oongrats, that we in SPQR have called it a "Oops-grats "


Fri, 12/12/2014 - 18:08:48 Guild message from: OOngats
wtf time is 00:00 supposed to be?



Fri, 12/12/2014 - 18:11:51 Guild message from: LegioDeUnus
It's midnight









There is a saying: "If you run with wolves, you will learn how to howl. But, if you associate with eagles, you will learn how to soar to great heights."

So now you know why we continue to fall further behind "The Den"

Sat, 12/13/2014
­The guild THE_LIONS_DEN has won and has robbed 1 99.303 Gold
Den 85 - SPQR 32