Wednesday 30 July 2014

Eric - The Admin [Teachers Pet]



Its looks like Eric is at it again....
Educating his own guild mates on the "Art of Sarcasm"
The war between SPQR and the Den has been raging on for over 3 months and the ever impressive Oongrats [Not] has stuck to his guns and not surrendered or even had a case of the Mad Cow in months.
While long serving Admin members of SPQR such as AA are in desperate need of getting on and playing the game. [Me too for that matter]


 

dicaciteca "It Appears is if we in SPQR have not held up our end of the war. Looks like the war should be ended since no reports from SPQR have been posted for many moons! Congratulations to the victors! The All Mighty DEN! Long live Kimbus! Servers 9's greatest leader! "

The above is a clear case of - "Let's call it a day and hope that if the war has ended on a technicality, that "The Den" don't re-declare on us immediately afterwards. [Oh yes - they can do that.]


eric93: What is that garbage? dicaciteca
I just posted a some battle reports.

 Seriously Eric - You just posted "A Some Battle report". WTF does that look like?

Anyway this reminds me of a Joke I heard
AA was visiting Harvard University, and was lost. He stopped a student [Eric] and asked, "Do you know where the library is at?" "I sure do," replied Eric, "But, you know, you're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions." "What?" "Prepositions. You ended your sentence with an 'at', which you aren't supposed to do." "Oh, ok," said AA, "Do you know where the library is at, asshole?"

It was then that Diceman piped up

Diceman1  "the den should of had bans a long time ago"

Diceman -Why bring attention to yourself, I just had a look at your profile, please don't tell me that English is your 1st, 2nd or even 3rd Language? Maybe start using Google translate - Surely that will be an improvement.

Knock, knock. 
Who’s there? 
To. 
To who? 
It’s to whom, you illiterate fool.


Eric Day 104 of this war. and den hasn't claimed victory. I guess you guys have really "taught" SPQR a lesson! Now I know some will say well SPQR hasn't won this war either, etc. etc. But Since den declared this war to teach" SPQR a lesson on not to mess with them.

So let’s consider just a few obvious observations. 
* Battle Reports prove that SPQR get in probably 1 hit for every 5 of The Den
* Eric, Mysterious and Von_Kestleberg all had to return to SPQR to assist in the fight, because we just don't have enough active players. 
* A friend over at The Den mentioned to me that 57 of the Den members had logged on in the last 24 hours [This was mentioned only a few hours ago]
* There are obviously certain admin in SPQR that would prefer for the war to end. And ofcourse the majority of our active players
* Oongrats was forced to appoint Eric, Mysterious and Von_Kestleberg as Admin to ensure their loyalty. I say there is victory for "The Den" right there. Oongrats had nowhere to turn.
* The post proves that AA - one of their long serving Admin members of SPQR is forced to take a back seat and be treated like a junior, when confronted by Eric. Eric has made his mark - We love you Eric Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa
* I don't know about anyone else - But the last new member we accepted, turned tail and left the guild after only a few days

Oh Well - Let the games continue... And let these idiots ramble on.



Sunday 20 July 2014

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