Princess EVKA and the Beast

So we play in a land of fairy-tale's, Except our land, we cut off the heads of out enemies and present it to our GM as proof of the slaughter. The likes of Eric & Franz, are just such men, Men that are left in the cold and fed scraps.
However the message below is one I like to call : "Princess Evka and the Beast"

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 09:05:19 Guild message from: AngryBanker
***Evka please note...I'm just kidding. ladies don't go to the gym to watch me flex and strut around.they can turn on nature channel if they feel like watching wild turkeys make big puffy foolish dances.

This is a story where Angrybanker would like to show, his humorous side. It's a well known fact when AB speaks, his kentuky fried chicken accent wows the ladies, and his humour is second to none in SPQR. This was made official when the SPQR Admin voted him as the funniest Gladiator in the guild. Although the fact that he ran unopposed was neither here nor there.

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 09:06:54 Guild message from: Evka
AB - you are in the gym?! Where? I wanna look at you :D

And Evka is reeled in by the Old mans strong southern accent, as a sigh of disappointment, moves across the guild. 
The truth be told, Evka's friends realized that she has never see the martial arts video, depicting AB as a Caucasian E.T.

Stay tuned when we revisit the classic : "Princess Evka and the Beast"