SPQR DIARIES (3)

The Caveman

Sun, 04/20/2014 - 09:02:49 Guild message from: AngryBanker
Going to throw heavy objects around and flex in front of women for an hour or two.
I think I'll grunt and slam weights too. maybe even caveman shout. It's expected. I don't go to planet fitness.

OK - So maybe this guy can be honest sometimes ... No wait, he showed the guild a video where he owned up to be a pregnant white hillbilly being beaten up by a martial arts instructor. Nice try, you just told us something that we already knew, "
There was no way you have even driven past  planet fitness. Drop the weights and continue lifting burgers at MacDonalds!"

 Also I got rid of that aweful pot belly of mine in the last few months.

So when are they going to televise you winning the biggest loser?

The Auction Sniper

 Fri, 04/18/2014 - 12:02:08 Guild message from: Mr.Diceman2U
this person bidding on all the stuff is just rotating their stock. its time it starts costing them.

And here I thought it was Brasky that was starting the bidding wars. At least we know that when we are outbid, It was because Mr.Diceman2U thought that it would be fun to continue making the auction house a no banking Zone.

BOY Number 2 Pledging allegiance to SPQR over WRT

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 12:06:16 Message eric93 | Subject: (Report)
3 of them have messaged me threatening my guild WRT. one told me if I ever go back they would declare war on them. I said if I don't go back there I will go to spqr with this glad. would that benefit them?

Well, we all thought it was strange that a high level gladiator in SPQR has never become ADMIN. The truth is: We know you are BOY number 2. and at least BOY number 1 has a title. Keep sucking away, maybe you will eventually gain trust into the inner circle. Then implement PLAN XIII, HAHAHAHAHHAHA

PLAN XIII - get a Gladiator loyal to XIII to infiltrate SPQR, and ensure they work their way to an Admin. Once in ... kick everyone out the guild, and let only the actives find their way back.
(YES, trust Eric - He is your friend)

Way to turn your back on WRT Eric, at least there you are an Admin and surrounded by friends. You have showed your hand too early.

An attempt to motivate his troops, with some inspiring words. [NOT]

Sat, 04/19/2014 - 09:50:58 Guild message from: OOngats
they have a ton of inactive players over there. so unless they want to drop their 'shields' they have to protect themselves and their inactives. It's a great time to exploit them and bash.That's why Koomuus wanted a war, so he can further level up faster. At sacrifice to his guildmates who are lower level and thus vulnerable to our monstrously active players here that love to hit somebody 10+ times a day.

So this douche that started the war, by helping to create a guerrilla warfare guild in [R] now claims that although they provoked a war with [THE DEN] and pulled the whiskers of a sleeping Lion, that it was Kimbus that wanted the war? Where is this dude from? If its America, then i don't have much hope in our education system.
The other thing is,  "ton of inactive players" how the hell have you calculated that they have a ton of inactive players - when on a daily basis, you look at their gold collected - and it is in excess of 2 mill a day - You probably pulled that statement from your own arse.

Just incase you missed him: BOY 1

Sat, 04/19/2014 - 11:16:28 Guild message from: FranzLiszt
As soon as Retribution wins the war I am going to have fun bashing the den.

The meaning behind those words: Sorry Boss, you know i am loyal and will be the gum beneath your shoe. You can step on me in front of others, because I don't know any better. I will lead the charge, now that you have given me a scolding.
BOY 1 or DOG 1 (The loyal pet that does as he is told)

 The Attack

 Sat, 04/19/2014 - 13:25:27 The attack on the guild StoneHarthLegion has been evaded!

Oh NO, we are showing signs of weakness - others are starting to see, and are going to start coming for us. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.     HELP    . Wait, we can make it through this. Or can we? Down to 48 members and just lost a quality glad in Spaniard. Are there more to go? NOT SURE. What about SPQR_RAT? Will that mean we are really only 47 members?. What if there are more that go? I Can't look.

STAY TUNED for the DICE SPEECH
Are you on the Bus or OFF the Bus
ALSO:  will they vote all EX XIII members out of the guild? 
Am I really an EX XIII member?
Is their confusion in the ranks?